If only

Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are
looking down on events in Iraq. Alexander says, "Wow, if I had just one of
Bush's armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India."

Frederick the Great states, "Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush's
air force I would have won the Seven Years War decisively in a matter of
weeks."

There is a long pause as three continue to watch events. Then
Napoleon speaks, "And if I only had that Fox News, no one would have ever
known that I lost the Russia campaign."