Late Night Comments.

Letterman

Republicans had a big victory on Tuesday night. They say the problem the Democrats had was that they did not articulate their message – you know you’re in trouble when you get out-articulated by President Bush.

Last night was just a long night for the Democrats. You know it’s going to be a long night when your bright shining star for the future is Frank Lautenberg.

It wasn’t a complete disaster for the Democrats; they still have "The West Wing”.

Wasn’t it uplifting though to see Walter Mondale come back just one last time for another ass whipping?

I tell you, old habits die hard. At midnight last night Al Gore conceded.

Leno

It was a big night for the Republicans last night! The only Democrat left holding office is Martin Sheen!

Jeb Bush won in Florida, elected to another term as Governor. He said he’d fix those voting machines, looks like he did a hell of a job.

They say that Jeb is the smart son. What does that say about the family when the smartest one is named Jeb?

Things went so well that the Supreme Court took the night off.

Conan

After the election results from Tuesday the White House is still celebrating the big party sweep for the Republicans in the mid-term elections. The President is happy because this is the first mid-term he’s done well on.

Republicans are happy! Last night Jeb Bush won in Florida. President Bush was very pleased, he said he was happy but also amazed because not only did Jeb win, but he also had more votes too.

Kilborn

Voter apathy are the two big words to look for with the elections on Tuesday. It’s a bad sign when more people are in line to see the movie "Jackass” instead of in line to vote for one.

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