Break 2

Jay Leno - There are now rumors that embattled White House aide, Karl Rove, who's made a career out of spreading rumors about his political opponents, has a girlfriend on the side. Gee, let's hope nobody leaks her name. That would be terrible.

The White House has now changed their slogan from the War on Terror, to the Global Struggle Against Violent Extremism. And that just rolls off the tongue, huh?
Yeah, that’s a good idea, giving President Bush more syllables to pronounce.