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White House Denies Existence Of Karl Rove -- "To my knowledge, no one by the name of Karl Rove works for this president, his staff, or for that matter, anyone on earth, since he is not a real person," White House press secretary Scott McClellan told reporters Monday.

Report: Our High Schools May Not Adequately Prepare Dropouts For UnEmployment -- A Department of Labor report released Monday finds that America's high schools are not sufficiently preparing emerging dropouts for the demands of unemployment.