A two-faced box turtle update

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

John Cornyn

Senator Box Turtle has also dishonored the men at the Alamo with his famous quote: “None of your civil liberties matter much after you’re dead.”