Masturbate for Peace -- Using Self-Love to End Conflict

Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition and tell us how you intend to masturbate for peace. We will share the most thoughtful petitions on this site.

As hostilities have begun in Iraq, we encourage you to masturbate for a quick resolution to this conflict with a minimum of casualties on all sides.

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