Bush team still on defensive over TV ads

Makes all five Sunday political talk shows.

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"The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News." Craig Kilborn

"After all the voting on Tuesday, President Bush called John Kerry to congratulate him. I'm not sure what they talked about, but I think we can rule out swapping war stories." Jay Leno

"The Bush campaign for re-election has officially begun. They're actually running television commercials. Have you seen any of the television commercials? In one of the commercials, you see George Bush for thirty seconds. In another commercial, you get to see George Bush for sixty seconds — kind of like his stint in the National Guard." David Letterman

"President Bush recently watched a private screening of "The Passion of the Christ”. He was so inspired that he said he will include subtitles in his next speech." Craig Kilborn