Friday, September 09, 2005

When you can't do anything else laugh at them

Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman: 'The president has vowed to personally lead the investigation into the government's failed response to Katrina? Isn't that a job perhaps someone else should be doing?' --Jon Stewart
'No, not at all, Jon. To truly find out what went wrong, it's important for an investigator to have a little distance from the situation. And it's hard to get any more distant from it than the president was last week.' --'Daily Show' correspondent Samantha Bee

'Just a quick observation, when people don't want to play the blame game, they're to blame.' --Jon Stewart, on the Bush administration cautioning against playing the 'blame game'

'Big announcement today from FEMA. They say they believe a big hurricane has hit New Orleans. They can't confirm it.' -Jay Leno

"Today President Bush asked if his visit to the hurricane zone would count toward the service time he still owes the National Guard." -Jay Leno

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