A lot of Houston and Texas stuff in Hairballs

Houston Press Richard Connelly reports on police on a ticket rampage to make up for lost funds, comparing Texan fans to Star War fans - graph in corner, passing out porn for Bibles, Guv Perry's shaky marriage as revealed by "Holiday" cards, Houston making 100,000 homeless and forbidding them to panhandle for Christmas.

What can you say about Texas but Ho Ho Ho, Y'all.