Sunday, October 14, 2007

I Am an Op-Ed Columnist (And So Can You!)

Maureen Dowd staged a coup of her own column by Stephen Colbert.

Also in the Times - legal or not, abortion happens and at the same rate.
A comprehensive global study of abortion has concluded that abortion rates are similar in countries where it is legal and those where it is not, suggesting that outlawing the procedure does little to deter women seeking it.

Moreover, the researchers found that abortion was safe in countries where it was legal, but dangerous in countries where it was outlawed and performed clandestinely.
Pleeez HalpFinally, I recieved an unsolicited e-mail this week from a neighbor of the Malkin family. It said that goat orgies on the lawn involving Michelle Makin and Mickey Kaus, but not Michelle's husband who was busy on the pc writing her columns, were keeping her awake. Unlike Mickey and Michelle, I don't always believe everything I read from anonymous emailers. It really is too bad Michelle Malkin and Mickey Kaus don't agree. I checked out Google Earth to see if a satellite photo captured an orgy on her lawn but posting it here would also be wrong.

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