Ted Cruz Ditty

The dark and cold
Was getting old
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Deep in the heart of Texas

Pipes burst each night
He hopped a flight
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Ted Cruz abandoned Texas

He tried to hide
And then he lied
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Ted Cruz abandoned Texas

So make a note
Next time you vote
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Ted Cruz abandoned Texas.

#CancunCruz
#ResignTedCruz
#PoorSnowflake