Wednesday, December 04, 2002

SLate -- 700 Klutz - Pat Robertson sabotages Bush's courtship of Muslims. By William Saletan

Let's review Robertson's comments. 1) To win the war, Bush needs to avoid saying Islam is rotten. 2) Islam is rotten. 3) I'm Bush's best friend. 4) I'm not against Muslims; I just want them to stop being Muslims. 5) The only people trying to make this a Muslim-Christian thing are those rotten Muslims. 6) I want everyone watching this TV show to know that this issue is no big deal.

Oh that Pat, I could just give him a squeeze on the cheeks. He has such a perfectly empty head,
I think he converts people to Democrats or Unitarians everytime he opens his mouth.

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