Peter sent me this link on how to start a political party -Kang's Classroom. Funny with a conservative slant.

Rule #1 - Learn to Compromise
One of your hu-man philosophers once said, "Politics is the art of the possible." That means you cannot have everything you want, at least until you abandon your foolish democracy and embrace slavery. Let me give you an example from my successful presidential campaign:


Candidate Kang: Abortions for all!
Audience: BOO!
Kang: Okay... Abortions for none!
Audience: BOO!
Kang: Hmmnn... Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!
Audience: YAAY!!!