I was off for about a week

Bill O'Reilly said if I whispered anything about him making out with Rush he'll fair and balance my ass. I just couldn't let that opportunity go by.

But I finally got untied and came back and updated my template. Look at all the new buttons. Why don't you do like Bill and pay me for this stuff?

Amazon or Paypal are fine. I'll tell Faux News and you won't get the fair and balanced treatment, that's for the masochists and special people who deserve it.