Monday, November 15, 2004

Dating Bush


I have been warning my female friends not to date Bush supporters. Their political thinking might be reflected in their bedroom policies. They could get someone in bed under false pretenses, without preparation, and who wasn't really the one he wanted but he couldn't find her.

Someone else has ten reasons not to date a Bush supporter.

Flash Onion Headlines:
Kerry Captures Osama bin Laden - too late
Nation's Poor Wins Election For Nation's Rich
Bush Promises To Unite Nation For Real This Time
Nation's Wildlife Fleeing to Canada
New Overtime Laws Changing Way Americans Wash Dishes For 60 Hours A Week


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