Dating Bush

I have been warning my female friends not to date Bush supporters. Their political thinking might be reflected in their bedroom policies. They could get someone in bed under false pretenses, without preparation, and who wasn't really the one he wanted but he couldn't find her.

Someone else has ten reasons not to date a Bush supporter.

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