In a bizarre end to his faith-based campaign against crime and terrorism, not to mention civil rights, John Ashcroft submits a hand-written letter of resignation saying his job is done. Hand-written because he writes he can't safeguard his own computer generated documents. “I have handwritten this letter so its confidentiality can be maintained... The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved” and “corporate integrity has been restored." He also mentions that “The rule of law has been strengthened and upheld in the courts” but fails to note it was upheld by the courts overthrowing his actions.
You can see why he’s resigning: after conquering both crime and terror, there’s nothing left to do but sit at home and wait for Jesus. He says that there have been no terrorist attacks in the US since 9/11. Uh, anthrax, does that ring a bell at all?So ends the reign of an Attorney General who thinks dancing is Satanic.
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