Comedians on the political campaign

"President Bush released his new $2.4 trillion federal budget. It has two parts. I believe they are smoke and mirrors."

"President Bush's approval rating is down below 50%. So now, what he's got to do is let Saddam (Hussein) go and catch him again."

"This Iraqi intelligence scandal is growing. American are asking: What did President Bush not know and when did he mispronounce it?"

Condoleezza Rice was on every network morning show blaming this whole mess on 'flawed intelligence.' Now, afterward, the President took her into his office and he said, 'You weren't talkin' about me, were you?'

Match to the commedian - Letterman, Leno, Maher, and Kilborn.