Thursday Political Jokes

"The cable news channel MSNBC has hired Howard Dean's former campaign manager ... to be a political analyst. Is that a good idea? ... Wait two weeks you can hire Howard Dean."

"One critic in the L.A. Times said the problem with John Kerry is he looks like he's thinking too much. Well this is one place that President Bush has got him beat."

"Kerry is saying that Bush never showed up for his national guard duty ... and now Bush is on the attack. He's accusing John Kerry of ducking time in the national guard by hiding out in the jungles of Vietnam."

Jay Leno