Madame Butterfly loses election

Palm Beach County election supervisor Theresa LePore loses but gets an AP article that make her out a martyr to those mean Democrats. She is not an "Independent" as stated but her election was supported financially and with speakers and aid from the GOP.

That AP story belongs in the Weekly World News like this article on Bush's planned no book presidential library.

"President Bush is proud of the fact that he doesn't read and makes decisions 'from his gut,' " the insider says. "He doesn't keep books in the White House, so he thinks it would be hypocritical to fill up his library with them."

The President is also considering a "Wall of Bushisms' -- those malapropisms he's prone to make, such as "They misunderestimated me" and "I want to make the pie higher for all Americans."