NYTimes: The Boy Emperor and the Soufflé Doctrine

"Huh?" the Boy said. "Tony and Colin told me to stop talking about `regime change' and instead say, `War is a last resort,' and stop talking about a `pre-emptive strike' and instead say, `War is not imminent.' "

"Get me Condi!" he yelled. "And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."