Scoop: Scoop Feature: Jesus's Secretary Visits Wellington

Katya has stigmata and talks to Jesus, Mary, God the Father, St Michael and Raphael the archangels and several saints. For his part Jesus has promised – on Willessee’s Fox News documentary - to return and give the world a “big hug”.

Scoop's most controversial columnist relays messages from God.

Scoop has pitched an unusually big editorial tent, and it stands to reason that we would allow Jesus to contribute, especially if he asks to do so, as he has in this case.