"Perverts say the darndest things"

I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I just think I'm slutty. Where's my parade? -- Margaret Cho

But in countless alternate realities, I’ve already slept with you, and it was the greatest experience of our lives. Can you afford to take the chance that this reality might not be the one? -- Chris Bridges

I don't know about this. I've never been seduced by Predeterminism Theory before.
Chloe Annett, Red Dwarf