Happy 4th

Have fun, express opinions, support Dean for President, come to the Pasadena, Texas celebration if you are in the area.

In the spirit of fun:


Top Ten Most Common Questions Asked Of The White House Switchboard Operator


10. "You guys find Saddam yet?"

9. "Can I get some of them little square hamburgers delivered?"

8. "Hey, it's the President. I lost my wallet again. Can you tell the guy to let me in?"

7. "You guys find Saddam yet?"

6. "How 'bout Osama -- found him yet?"

5. "I work next door. Can you guys turn down the Lynyrd Skynyrd?"

4. "It's Al Gore -- has anyone called for me?"

3. "Do you accept unsolicited 'West Wing' scripts?"

2. "Aren't you too busy to answer your own phone, Mr. President?"

1. "This is the President -- any idea how I'd get a hold of Cheney?"


Dean Made Letterman's Top Ten June 24th.

Top Ten Signs You're In Love With Democratic Presidential Candidate Howard Dean


10. You've actually heard of him

9. Whenever he discusses plans to revitalize economy, you get goosebumps

8. Named your cats "Howard," "Dean" and "Six-Term Governor Howard Dean"

7. You'll only watch movies featuring Ron Howard or Harry Dean Stanton

6. When you hear a report on the radio about a highway accident, you murmur, "Please, god, don't let Howard Dean be involved"

5. Constantly complain rival candidate Dennis Kucinich isn't "Howardly" enough

4. Changed outfit four times before watching appearance on "Meet the Press"

3. You stand by him despite the fact his infidelities embarrassed you in front of the entire...oh wait, wrong Democrat

2. When he announced his candidacy, you didn't laugh your ass off

1. You're actually considering wasting a vote on him


How quickly things change - he is now the leading Democratic candidate.