Embarassed About Where You Work?

David was in his first day of a seminar working toward his graduate degree. The professor asked each what they did for a living.

When it came to David he said, "I'm an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and take my clothes off in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, I'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The professor, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly moved on to the requirements for the course. After the class was dismissed he asked David privately if that was what he really did.

"No, I work for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other students."