Tom DeLay Vs. Al Franken?

The Draft Al Franken Movement

Through a little-known but completely true loophole in Texas law, you do not have to live in a Congressional District to run for Congress from that district. Texas is weird that way and we’re proud of that.

Al, answer the call. You know you’d have a ball doing this. And just as a little extra added incentive, there’s a free haircut in it for you over here at the beauty shop.

Do it, Al. You’re good enough. You’re smart enough. And, doggone it, people like you.

Love and Duty,
Juanita