We Evil Reptilian Kitten-Eaters From Another Planet!

The increasingly bitter tone of the Ontario campaign took a surreal turn Friday when a press release from the Tory election machine labelled Liberal Leader Dalton McGuinty a pet-eating alien.

"Dalton McGuinty," the statement said. "He's an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet."

Mr. McGuinty smiled broadly when asked to confirm or deny that he eats small pets and comes from outer space.

"I love kittens, and I like puppies too," he said.

EL - And I love little kids and babies!