Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Late Night Political Jokes
Late Night Political Jokes: "'Looks like some kind of civil war brewing in Iraq. Well, who could have seen that coming? That came out of left field, huh? They say it is total chaos over there. People are roaming the streets with guns. It's like everyone is Dick Cheney now.' --Jay Leno
'On Wednesday President Bush will fly to India. See, last week he met with American workers. This week he will go to India and visit their old jobs.' --Jay Leno"
"In South Dakota, they have banned pretty much all abortions. Boy, now there's really nothing to do in South Dakota." --Bill Maher
"Let's see what's happening with George Dubai -- I mean W. Bush. ... President Bush now says he didn't know about the Dubai port deal until after it was approved. Apparently this is part of the White House's 'Don't ask him, don't tell him' policy." --Jay Leno
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