Sunday, July 11, 2004

Recent Humor


"We've got better vision. We've got better ideas. We've got real plans. We've got a better sense of what's happening to America, and we've got better hair." --Sen. John Kerry, campaigning with his running mate, Sen. John Edwards

"This Edwards guy, he's going to be trouble for the Bush-Cheney ticket. He's charismatic, and that's going to hurt Cheney. And he can speak, and that's going to hurt Bush." - Jay Leno

"This was nice, President Bush wished the Iraqis God's grace on their road to democracy. And then Vice President Cheney told them to go F-themselves." - Craig Kilborn

David Letterman, on Clinton's book -- "It's actually longer than the new Harry Potter book. And both of them, I believe, are about a boy and his wand."

Bill Clinton's Portrait Unveiling

Bill Clinton returned to the White House for the first time since he left office for a ceremony unveiling his official portrait. In remarks that left some people scratching their heads, he said he felt like "a pickle stepping into history."

"I don't get that at all," quipped "The Daily Show's" Jon Stewart. "If I remember correctly, your pickle's already stepped into history."

Watch "The Daily Show's" coverage of the bizarre ceremony.

All from the incomparable Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog.

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