Tuesday, July 17, 2007

John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011

AMES, IA—In an effort to jump-start a presidential campaign that still has not broken into the top Democratic tier, former Sen. John Edwards made his most ambitious policy announcement yet at a campaign event in Iowa Monday: a promise to eliminate all unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise bad things from all aspects of American life by the end of his second year in office.

Reason: "What About Us Brain-Dead Slobs?" "You'll Be Given Cushy Jobs!"

1 comment:

doctorj2u said...

Will he fix this? If so, he has my vote.