Thursday, December 20, 2007

Literally and figuratively

My Dad walked on the Moon with Neil Armstrong and this is where I get my strong support for space exploration.

What, you are questioning this?

Why is this not mentioned in the history books?

Well, like Romney talking about his father's marching with Martin Luther King, I was speaking figuratively.

I am also able to bench press 400 pounds after running a four minute mile before satisfying three women during my afternoon siesta.

Perhaps only figuratively.

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