Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Touched by His Noodly Appendage

An interview with the prophet

Recently, a ploy to take the public’s attention away from the truth and focus it on a mythical theoretical debate has been cleverly crafted and successfully implemented by the United States government. The so-called debate about how we came to be, whether through Darwin’s theory of evolution or via Intelligent Design, is merely an elaborate guise to stifle the growing voices and eminent truths behind the real reason we exist: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Henderson knows—he was touched by FSM's Noodly Appendage and anointed to spread the good word.

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Related in Gelf

You Say You Want an Evolution: Gelf book nerd Aaron Zamost recommends some background reading to get up to speed on the debate over Intelligent Design.

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1 comment:

Gary said...

I would have liked to done more like this but then got to Rita blogging.