Thursday, October 05, 2006

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub

"This has been getting filthy around here.

Time to do a little cleaning."

"Gawd, What is that smell!"

"I'm cleaning up."


"All these nasty things messing up around here."

"No, I mean, what is that gawd awful stench!"

"Fabuloso. It has become very popular in the South."

"No, gag, what is that odor?"

"It says here it is lavender."

".... Don't you consider that just a tad inappropriate?"

"Oh, you mean, like 'overly friendly emails' to high school pages that some suburban Moms don't think lead to others requesting oral sex?"

"What a stench."

"Don't worry, it should go away in a few weeks."

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